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investment definitions

Bull Market: A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius

Bear Market: An extended period where the kids get no allowance and the wife gets no jewelry

Broker: What your broker has made you

Stock split: When your x-wife and her lawyer split your assets between them

Market Correction: What happens the day after you buy stocks

Cash Flow: The movement your money makes as it disappears as it goes down the drain